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"Two horns up."

—The Great God Pan

The Rapture for Big Sinners: 66+6 Things to Do Before and After The Righteous Lift Off

by Ian Philips

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"Ian Philips is a very well-read, very blasphemous, dirty little piggy." --Michelle Tea, author of Rose of No Man's Land

"Oh dear me..." —Mr. Archibald Tumnus

Join Mr. Rumpus, a devilishly sophisticated satyr, as he explains The Rapture to those who need to understand it most: those left behind or those who just plain damned plan to stay behind.

Learn where to find The Rapture in the Book of Revelations. Learn the Da Vinci Code secrecy that surrounds the link between Blondie's Debbie Harry and The Whore of Babylon. Learn several new games to make the most of reading and watching The Left Behind series. Learn where the Righteous are most concentrated so you be sure to cash in on the free housing and other goodies.

Yes, there'll be a lotta cheek and a lotta tongue in this hardcover illustrated primer and party guide.

Once upon a time, Ian Philips was an award-winner author, editor, and publisher. Now he's the co-creator and Mama Bear of Mother Maggie's.

Hardcover, 80 pages, Suspect Thoughts Press, 2007